Scathingly brilliant Stalking!!! part 1

'must...Tell...Paris!!" was all that was going through my mind. Something had happened and i needed her now! SO i picked up my trusting shiny silver phone (whom ive named Jesse :D) and txtd her what could be the most important message of our lives!.....ok maybe not our LIVES....but of the month :D.....so last minute plans i was coming over.....right now! SO i ran into her house shoved her to the computer flipped on Facebook and showd her the 3 most devestating words you could ever read...."IN A RELATIONSHIP" right there on my crushes profile!

"Ohmigoodness! He's dating a girl named Fanny?" Paris shoved the screen up to her face and squinted. "She's not that hot. Ok, she's hot. You're toast."

"Oh, you're a great friend." I said sarcastically. Paris grinned. "Ya know it! Snickerdoodles! I have a scathingly brilliant idea!"

"Uh-oh." I said."

"No, seriously! He lives, like, three streets down from me. Heheh, feel like stalking?"......"uh oh..." was all i could say again...."but i like it!" i beamed. "first things first!" paris said with pretty convincing authority, "we need to sneak out of the house!"......"uhhhhh....thats not the first thing!" i squealed with fear of her glare of being interupted." we dont know exactly where he lives...."
We went through the phonebook for an hour because we couldnt remember the guys fathers name! so we finally googled the address (yes we googled!) pro stalkers are not afraid to use ALL their resources. finally, we got the address.

"Let's do this thing!" We said together, and jumped out the window and released our parachutes. Ok, maybe we crept down the stairs and ran out the front door BUT leave the details out of this. The sun was setting as we grabbed our bikes and took off and peddled until our feet fell like they were going to fall off. But they couldn't bc we had just gotten pedi's, and that would be a waste of time and money. So we kept our feet firmly on with grim determination.
we finally arrived and used our ninja skills to scale the wall! ok steal a ladder from the neihbors yard but whatever!!! So we reach what we thought was his window and peek through and see....Ahhhhh!!! his balding, over weight dad parading around the room wearing only a towel having just emerged from the shower!!! We both covered each others mouths to restrain the scream drenched in horror from breaking through our mouths! we quickly but quietly crept down the ladder. We looked at each other..and we both saw the look of utter disgust in each others eyes....we would never speak of this again!...so we moved the ladder to the next room.

We slowly peeked through the open window to see the cutest guy ever!! My crush! He walked slowly out of the bathroom walking that modle walk that belonged on a catwalk looking all hott and stuff.....and then i heard his angel voice say, "DUDE! I just clogged up the toilet! Grab the video camera!! this is AWESOME!!!"

"Well, Fanny can have him." Paris started back down the ladder. I jerked her back up. "Nooooo! Everyone has faults. Including him." Hiiimmm came out all gushy mushy. Paris rolled her eyes, but then stopped mid-roll. "I have the most scathingly brilliant idea!" "Here we go again." I said under my breath. Paris gave me her world famous glare, and instantly I was all smiles. "This is it: We sneak in, grab the video of the umm....yeahhh, and send it to Fanny and she will totally dump him the next time she sees his million dollar face! Am I a genious or what?"

I thought about it...and thought about it...then it seemed like the most awesome plan in the entire world! and just when i decided it was gonna work our chance presented its self. my crush ran out of the bathroom yelling that they need popcorn! (guys are so wierd that they need popcorn to..video..yeah... ummmm) His friend soon followed out the door. Paris took the chance right away while i , the more reluctant one, double checked our "genious" plan. She dragged me through the window and we both started for the bathroom in search for the video camara. As we entered the bathroom we smell the most disgusting smell i have ever come upon in my life!...we qulickly ran out. Thinking as qulickly as possible we grabbed whatever we could to cover our faces to act as a kind of gas mask...and by accident paris grabs a pair of boxers and pulls them toward her face not yet realizing what she is holding...or inhaling!!! I pointed not being able to scream she pulled her hand down from her face and i saw her mouth prepare to scream!

I jumped into the air prepared to rip out her lungs if i had to! I landed on her with enough force to knock out her breath. but with a big enough thud to alarm the guys down stairs. I hear them tackle the stairs yelling. We didnt have time to get back to the window so i grabbed paris still breathless from my..,well lets admit it, AWESOME tackle. and dragged her under the bed sitting against the wall.

.....TO BE CONTINUED :D

GUYS!!!!

GUYS!!!!! that sums up the entire blog right there!!! Ever had a guy txt ya and say "good morning beautiful!" ???? yes it sounds sweet now...but when that leads to lines like "you make my heart pound against my chest!!!!" you have some issues headed your way girly!!! Where do guys get these lines i just dont understand!!??? and ya know what we fall for them!! we are crazy romantic females!!
Who's read Twilight?!?!?!? ooh! ooh! i have!!! i have!! And i loved it! i fell for edward with in the first 10 chapters! All the romantic swooning and the sweet hand across the cheek move! o! It just makes me faint at the thought of it! but then he left....and there was jacob! the sweet fun loving bff who loved bella from the very begining! and didnt have to fight to not kill her! He didnt have all the sweet lines! he was straight forward and was proud of it! but who really was for bella???? if you havent read all of them and want to finish....SPOILERS AHEAD!!!!
Edward or Jacob????? so hard!!! this just doesnt apply to Bella! (who in my oppinion is whiny and annoying!) it applies to us! Bella chose Edward and had a kid with him!! OMG!! i would have chosen the clumsy bff!! What would u have chosen?!?!?!? this came up with me and my friends and i just had to know what everyone thought! Heres one of my friends thoughts!!!

Paris - I like guys who can make me laugh! Guys who txt lovey dovey bore me to DEATH. It's like the same song playing over and over - and the person doesn't have a good voice in the first place hahaha. Jacob all the way because I want to be bff's with a guy and get to know him before I even THINK about dating him.

tears

This morning i went to my computer, turned it on and clicked on the net....i have dial up so that took awhile, when it was finished loading i saw an article about Miley Cyruis kissing a guy. Well everyone knws that people have been giving her a hard time about the mistakes shes made so i clicked on it to see what people were saying and maybe bak miley up. well under the pic was an article saying that this pic was a scene from her new movie being filmed called "Last Song" i scrolled down to read the comments..... some backing her up others putting her down even more. One really scared me. The last line said, "you "do right" Christians make me sick to my stomache!" That just got me fired up!!!! People can not judge others just on one persons mistakes!!!! That was no tthe only comment made on Christians!!! People putting down Miley and Christians.....Miley isn't perfect and neither am i or you.....or the people who wrote those comments or anybody for that matter!!!! So Why do we put down a person who made mistakes just like us maybe we didn't do the stuf she did but our sins are just the same in God's Eyes. The only difference between our sins and her's are that we sin in privacy and every move she makes is out there for the world to see. We say she should really be a better role modle!!! But why aren't we going out there and being good role modle if she isn't doing the job???!!!! "o but im not famous" you dont have to be just go out there little kids look up to us they want to be like us!!!! Go out there and be a role modle!!!! Be one for your sister or brother!!! Or the kids at church or anywhere!!!!!!!!! show people that Christians can be better that what they see from others show them Christians can change the world and..........be a light.

Let Go ~BarlowGirl~

I've been through alot lately and this song has really helped me to realize God is in control and will always be there. (this was written by barlowgirl and preformed by barlowgirl....i take no credit for the song whats so ever) So i hope You like it!!

"Yeah I trust in you
I remember times you led me
This time it's bigger now
And I'm Afraid
You'll let me down

But how can I be certain?
Will You prove yourself again?

Cause i'm about to let go
And live what I believe
I can't do this thing now
But trust that
You'll catch me
When I let go
When I let go

What is this doubt in me
Convincing me to pear the unknown
When all along you've shown
Your plans are better than my own

And I know I won't make it
If I do this alone"

Drunk Guy......

Ok this is really hard to explain so it might not be as funny as if you had been there but it was hilarious ......you had to be there.
Ok a few weeks ago I went to the mall with my friend and her boyfriend well after the mall we decided to go see a movie. So we take our seats in the very back (the bests seats in the house F.Y.I) and right before the movie starts a guy walks up and sits in the seats in front of us. My friend elbows me saying, " There's your man!" cuz, i've never had a boyfriend so every guy that walks up is apparently my future husband or something. Well during the moviethe guy turns around and smiles at ME and waves whispering "HEY" im like"Hey?" then a few minutes later he turns around again still smileing and says"HEY" Im like "HEY!!??" then a few minutes later he does it again and im just about fed up so i just rudely say....."hi". Well time went on then he turns around again!!!!, but this time he looks at me with sad eyes sticks his bottom lip out in a pout holds up a empty Vodka bottle tips it over and makes whimpering sounds!!!!!!!! i stare at him jaw dropped.....i finally got my motor skills back and was able to say"I'm sorry???" Then he pulls out a another bootle drinks that one then he pulls out another one!!! that's three big bottles of Vodka!!!!! And while all of this is going on he is getting crazier and crazier like if something would blow up in the movie he would start jumping up and down in his seat squealing!!! Then after the movie he tried to walk down the stairs.....that had to be the funniest thing ever!!!! My friend changed her mind about him being my man......her boyfriend still thinks we are getting married....
So thats the story!!!!! Hope you liked it
P.S. If you want to know the movie we saw was Star Treck the new movie.......It was awesome!!!! I recommend it but i think the drunk guy made it the best movie i've ever been to so yeah just make sure there's a drunk guy there and you'll haev the time of your life!!!! lol

"I Forgot"

Wow!!! My parents think i might be A.D.D......for you people who dont know what that is it's attention deficit disorder. Yeah no joke. lol.....well I have some good stories for yall wanna hear em??? heheheheeehehehehehee yeah im crazie i know!!!
well I've been getting worse and worse over the year like ill be talking to my friend and then suddenly ill say"omg there is lotion on the bleachers!!!" and then just start talking right where i left off like it never happened(true story).....and another time i was talking to my dad telling him about this guy who was A.D.D and right in the middle o the sentence i go "O My Gosh there are shiny things on that tent!!!!" And then say "ummmmmmm........what was i talking about?" My dad just about hit the floor laughing. With my friends ill remember i have to tell them something wait all through class and then Say" omg omg omg omg this is soooooo funny you are gonna love this............ummmmm.....crap....i forgot" Then last night i saw this car comerstial and this was the ugliest car on earth and i was just spazzing over it and while spazzing i hear my mom say something and of cource i get up still spazzing i get in the kitchen where my dad is and this is the dialog that took place...." Omg!!! that was the stupidist ugliest car i have ever seen!!! i mean who would buy that thing??!! O is the food done? Im hungry that was an ugly car....why did i come in here???" My dad stared at me for a minute then started laughing hysterically......yeah it's getting bad......

True Friends

Hey its time for another round of True Friends !!!
True friends are always there (well sometimes its over txt or Myspace but you get my point), true friends go wherever you go even if it is following you into the stall of the bathroom(true story), true friends will kill anyone who hurts you...really they will, true friends see when somethings wrong and tell you to get over it!, true friends turn everything you say into something perverted...I'm still fuzzy on something that i said and then everyone started laughing, true friends will read the books you read (even if it is just the back cover), True friends.... ok cant think of anymore so come back later I'll have more.