Drunk Guy......

Ok this is really hard to explain so it might not be as funny as if you had been there but it was hilarious ......you had to be there.
Ok a few weeks ago I went to the mall with my friend and her boyfriend well after the mall we decided to go see a movie. So we take our seats in the very back (the bests seats in the house F.Y.I) and right before the movie starts a guy walks up and sits in the seats in front of us. My friend elbows me saying, " There's your man!" cuz, i've never had a boyfriend so every guy that walks up is apparently my future husband or something. Well during the moviethe guy turns around and smiles at ME and waves whispering "HEY" im like"Hey?" then a few minutes later he turns around again still smileing and says"HEY" Im like "HEY!!??" then a few minutes later he does it again and im just about fed up so i just rudely say....."hi". Well time went on then he turns around again!!!!, but this time he looks at me with sad eyes sticks his bottom lip out in a pout holds up a empty Vodka bottle tips it over and makes whimpering sounds!!!!!!!! i stare at him jaw dropped.....i finally got my motor skills back and was able to say"I'm sorry???" Then he pulls out a another bootle drinks that one then he pulls out another one!!! that's three big bottles of Vodka!!!!! And while all of this is going on he is getting crazier and crazier like if something would blow up in the movie he would start jumping up and down in his seat squealing!!! Then after the movie he tried to walk down the stairs.....that had to be the funniest thing ever!!!! My friend changed her mind about him being my man......her boyfriend still thinks we are getting married....
So thats the story!!!!! Hope you liked it
P.S. If you want to know the movie we saw was Star Treck the new movie.......It was awesome!!!! I recommend it but i think the drunk guy made it the best movie i've ever been to so yeah just make sure there's a drunk guy there and you'll haev the time of your life!!!! lol