Scathingly brilliant Stalking!!! part 1

'must...Tell...Paris!!" was all that was going through my mind. Something had happened and i needed her now! SO i picked up my trusting shiny silver phone (whom ive named Jesse :D) and txtd her what could be the most important message of our lives!.....ok maybe not our LIVES....but of the month :D.....so last minute plans i was coming over.....right now! SO i ran into her house shoved her to the computer flipped on Facebook and showd her the 3 most devestating words you could ever read...."IN A RELATIONSHIP" right there on my crushes profile!

"Ohmigoodness! He's dating a girl named Fanny?" Paris shoved the screen up to her face and squinted. "She's not that hot. Ok, she's hot. You're toast."

"Oh, you're a great friend." I said sarcastically. Paris grinned. "Ya know it! Snickerdoodles! I have a scathingly brilliant idea!"

"Uh-oh." I said."

"No, seriously! He lives, like, three streets down from me. Heheh, feel like stalking?"......"uh oh..." was all i could say again...."but i like it!" i beamed. "first things first!" paris said with pretty convincing authority, "we need to sneak out of the house!"......"uhhhhh....thats not the first thing!" i squealed with fear of her glare of being interupted." we dont know exactly where he lives...."
We went through the phonebook for an hour because we couldnt remember the guys fathers name! so we finally googled the address (yes we googled!) pro stalkers are not afraid to use ALL their resources. finally, we got the address.

"Let's do this thing!" We said together, and jumped out the window and released our parachutes. Ok, maybe we crept down the stairs and ran out the front door BUT leave the details out of this. The sun was setting as we grabbed our bikes and took off and peddled until our feet fell like they were going to fall off. But they couldn't bc we had just gotten pedi's, and that would be a waste of time and money. So we kept our feet firmly on with grim determination.
we finally arrived and used our ninja skills to scale the wall! ok steal a ladder from the neihbors yard but whatever!!! So we reach what we thought was his window and peek through and see....Ahhhhh!!! his balding, over weight dad parading around the room wearing only a towel having just emerged from the shower!!! We both covered each others mouths to restrain the scream drenched in horror from breaking through our mouths! we quickly but quietly crept down the ladder. We looked at each other..and we both saw the look of utter disgust in each others eyes....we would never speak of this again!...so we moved the ladder to the next room.

We slowly peeked through the open window to see the cutest guy ever!! My crush! He walked slowly out of the bathroom walking that modle walk that belonged on a catwalk looking all hott and stuff.....and then i heard his angel voice say, "DUDE! I just clogged up the toilet! Grab the video camera!! this is AWESOME!!!"

"Well, Fanny can have him." Paris started back down the ladder. I jerked her back up. "Nooooo! Everyone has faults. Including him." Hiiimmm came out all gushy mushy. Paris rolled her eyes, but then stopped mid-roll. "I have the most scathingly brilliant idea!" "Here we go again." I said under my breath. Paris gave me her world famous glare, and instantly I was all smiles. "This is it: We sneak in, grab the video of the umm....yeahhh, and send it to Fanny and she will totally dump him the next time she sees his million dollar face! Am I a genious or what?"

I thought about it...and thought about it...then it seemed like the most awesome plan in the entire world! and just when i decided it was gonna work our chance presented its self. my crush ran out of the bathroom yelling that they need popcorn! (guys are so wierd that they need popcorn to..video..yeah... ummmm) His friend soon followed out the door. Paris took the chance right away while i , the more reluctant one, double checked our "genious" plan. She dragged me through the window and we both started for the bathroom in search for the video camara. As we entered the bathroom we smell the most disgusting smell i have ever come upon in my life!...we qulickly ran out. Thinking as qulickly as possible we grabbed whatever we could to cover our faces to act as a kind of gas mask...and by accident paris grabs a pair of boxers and pulls them toward her face not yet realizing what she is holding...or inhaling!!! I pointed not being able to scream she pulled her hand down from her face and i saw her mouth prepare to scream!

I jumped into the air prepared to rip out her lungs if i had to! I landed on her with enough force to knock out her breath. but with a big enough thud to alarm the guys down stairs. I hear them tackle the stairs yelling. We didnt have time to get back to the window so i grabbed paris still breathless from my..,well lets admit it, AWESOME tackle. and dragged her under the bed sitting against the wall.

.....TO BE CONTINUED :D

GUYS!!!!

GUYS!!!!! that sums up the entire blog right there!!! Ever had a guy txt ya and say "good morning beautiful!" ???? yes it sounds sweet now...but when that leads to lines like "you make my heart pound against my chest!!!!" you have some issues headed your way girly!!! Where do guys get these lines i just dont understand!!??? and ya know what we fall for them!! we are crazy romantic females!!
Who's read Twilight?!?!?!? ooh! ooh! i have!!! i have!! And i loved it! i fell for edward with in the first 10 chapters! All the romantic swooning and the sweet hand across the cheek move! o! It just makes me faint at the thought of it! but then he left....and there was jacob! the sweet fun loving bff who loved bella from the very begining! and didnt have to fight to not kill her! He didnt have all the sweet lines! he was straight forward and was proud of it! but who really was for bella???? if you havent read all of them and want to finish....SPOILERS AHEAD!!!!
Edward or Jacob????? so hard!!! this just doesnt apply to Bella! (who in my oppinion is whiny and annoying!) it applies to us! Bella chose Edward and had a kid with him!! OMG!! i would have chosen the clumsy bff!! What would u have chosen?!?!?!? this came up with me and my friends and i just had to know what everyone thought! Heres one of my friends thoughts!!!

Paris - I like guys who can make me laugh! Guys who txt lovey dovey bore me to DEATH. It's like the same song playing over and over - and the person doesn't have a good voice in the first place hahaha. Jacob all the way because I want to be bff's with a guy and get to know him before I even THINK about dating him.

tears

This morning i went to my computer, turned it on and clicked on the net....i have dial up so that took awhile, when it was finished loading i saw an article about Miley Cyruis kissing a guy. Well everyone knws that people have been giving her a hard time about the mistakes shes made so i clicked on it to see what people were saying and maybe bak miley up. well under the pic was an article saying that this pic was a scene from her new movie being filmed called "Last Song" i scrolled down to read the comments..... some backing her up others putting her down even more. One really scared me. The last line said, "you "do right" Christians make me sick to my stomache!" That just got me fired up!!!! People can not judge others just on one persons mistakes!!!! That was no tthe only comment made on Christians!!! People putting down Miley and Christians.....Miley isn't perfect and neither am i or you.....or the people who wrote those comments or anybody for that matter!!!! So Why do we put down a person who made mistakes just like us maybe we didn't do the stuf she did but our sins are just the same in God's Eyes. The only difference between our sins and her's are that we sin in privacy and every move she makes is out there for the world to see. We say she should really be a better role modle!!! But why aren't we going out there and being good role modle if she isn't doing the job???!!!! "o but im not famous" you dont have to be just go out there little kids look up to us they want to be like us!!!! Go out there and be a role modle!!!! Be one for your sister or brother!!! Or the kids at church or anywhere!!!!!!!!! show people that Christians can be better that what they see from others show them Christians can change the world and..........be a light.

Let Go ~BarlowGirl~

I've been through alot lately and this song has really helped me to realize God is in control and will always be there. (this was written by barlowgirl and preformed by barlowgirl....i take no credit for the song whats so ever) So i hope You like it!!

"Yeah I trust in you
I remember times you led me
This time it's bigger now
And I'm Afraid
You'll let me down

But how can I be certain?
Will You prove yourself again?

Cause i'm about to let go
And live what I believe
I can't do this thing now
But trust that
You'll catch me
When I let go
When I let go

What is this doubt in me
Convincing me to pear the unknown
When all along you've shown
Your plans are better than my own

And I know I won't make it
If I do this alone"

Drunk Guy......

Ok this is really hard to explain so it might not be as funny as if you had been there but it was hilarious ......you had to be there.
Ok a few weeks ago I went to the mall with my friend and her boyfriend well after the mall we decided to go see a movie. So we take our seats in the very back (the bests seats in the house F.Y.I) and right before the movie starts a guy walks up and sits in the seats in front of us. My friend elbows me saying, " There's your man!" cuz, i've never had a boyfriend so every guy that walks up is apparently my future husband or something. Well during the moviethe guy turns around and smiles at ME and waves whispering "HEY" im like"Hey?" then a few minutes later he turns around again still smileing and says"HEY" Im like "HEY!!??" then a few minutes later he does it again and im just about fed up so i just rudely say....."hi". Well time went on then he turns around again!!!!, but this time he looks at me with sad eyes sticks his bottom lip out in a pout holds up a empty Vodka bottle tips it over and makes whimpering sounds!!!!!!!! i stare at him jaw dropped.....i finally got my motor skills back and was able to say"I'm sorry???" Then he pulls out a another bootle drinks that one then he pulls out another one!!! that's three big bottles of Vodka!!!!! And while all of this is going on he is getting crazier and crazier like if something would blow up in the movie he would start jumping up and down in his seat squealing!!! Then after the movie he tried to walk down the stairs.....that had to be the funniest thing ever!!!! My friend changed her mind about him being my man......her boyfriend still thinks we are getting married....
So thats the story!!!!! Hope you liked it
P.S. If you want to know the movie we saw was Star Treck the new movie.......It was awesome!!!! I recommend it but i think the drunk guy made it the best movie i've ever been to so yeah just make sure there's a drunk guy there and you'll haev the time of your life!!!! lol

"I Forgot"

Wow!!! My parents think i might be A.D.D......for you people who dont know what that is it's attention deficit disorder. Yeah no joke. lol.....well I have some good stories for yall wanna hear em??? heheheheeehehehehehee yeah im crazie i know!!!
well I've been getting worse and worse over the year like ill be talking to my friend and then suddenly ill say"omg there is lotion on the bleachers!!!" and then just start talking right where i left off like it never happened(true story).....and another time i was talking to my dad telling him about this guy who was A.D.D and right in the middle o the sentence i go "O My Gosh there are shiny things on that tent!!!!" And then say "ummmmmmm........what was i talking about?" My dad just about hit the floor laughing. With my friends ill remember i have to tell them something wait all through class and then Say" omg omg omg omg this is soooooo funny you are gonna love this............ummmmm.....crap....i forgot" Then last night i saw this car comerstial and this was the ugliest car on earth and i was just spazzing over it and while spazzing i hear my mom say something and of cource i get up still spazzing i get in the kitchen where my dad is and this is the dialog that took place...." Omg!!! that was the stupidist ugliest car i have ever seen!!! i mean who would buy that thing??!! O is the food done? Im hungry that was an ugly car....why did i come in here???" My dad stared at me for a minute then started laughing hysterically......yeah it's getting bad......

True Friends

Hey its time for another round of True Friends !!!
True friends are always there (well sometimes its over txt or Myspace but you get my point), true friends go wherever you go even if it is following you into the stall of the bathroom(true story), true friends will kill anyone who hurts you...really they will, true friends see when somethings wrong and tell you to get over it!, true friends turn everything you say into something perverted...I'm still fuzzy on something that i said and then everyone started laughing, true friends will read the books you read (even if it is just the back cover), True friends.... ok cant think of anymore so come back later I'll have more.

Merry Christmas!!!

It's the best time of year!!! Time for the presents time for the lights time for the eggnog (ewww) but most of all its time for Jesus' b-day! Yeah!! Well it is the greatest time of year, besides my b-day......JK, Its the 21st so in 4 days it will be christmas!! Just think this year has flown by, it seems i was just opening presents yesterday, wait i wuz opening presents yesterday, but i mean for christmas. the year just keeps going faster and faster, have you noticed that there are no good movies out for christmas until christmas day? They are all really weird, but o well. If you want to you can leave a comment i dont mind i love hearing you comments on me theu're really funny i know i have problems you can tell through my writing, hahahahaha ok plz leave a comment thats alot of fun whatever you want to write you can free writing time now!!

Twilight

Now some of you have heard of the books(or movie) Twilight. Some think they're awsome some think they're stupid or some think they're bad because of the vampires. This is MY review. I personally think the books and the movie are the best. I love them!! The books are about a girl named Bella who moves to Forks, Washington and meets a 'boy' named Edward. She later finds out he is a vampire. But the twist is she is in love with him! And he is not a bad vampire he is a 'vegitarian' in vampire terms means they only eat animals, but still have the earge to eat humans. Now Bella smells really good to Edward so he has to be really careful around her so he won't lose control in any way. In the books Edward and his adoptive dad discuss Heaven and Hell. They both believe in both, his dad believes that everyone can go to Heaven so long that they believe , but Edward thinks that he has no soul so he can not go to Heaven he must go to Hell. Now it mentions this over and over again. Now I partially agree with this, not that i believe in vampires , but i believe that no matter what sins you commit and you believethat Christ died on the cross that you can go to heaven.
Now the book is a love story it is one of the best I've ever read. Now I haven't read the ast book yet so i'll tell you some more when I read it. but nothing "bad" happens in the books. My friends mom has read them all and she is a great christian and says they arethe best so if you talk to your parents or something and they say it's ok I highly recommend these books

Extremly bored!!!!

I'm just going to type random things.... -whistle-.... If you don't want to read this you don't have to.... you must be bored too.... plz you're being to nice by reading this.... I'm sitting here listing to christmas music when it's Thanksgiving how pathetic.... and you are sitting there at your computer reading my blog wow...lets play a game I'll try to guess what you're thinking.... right now your thinking.............. this is stupid.........Was I right? Well you cant tell me because you there and I'm here... ha ha....there was no point to this game at all I was just bored like I told you. To those of you who know me plz don't make fun of me later. Ok I'm just going to stop typing now befroe I make a complete fool of myself.... I'll already have haven't I? No I'm not stopping ....ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! Ok now I'm stopping!

Never had a boyfriend

I know what you're thinking, this girl has never had a boyfriend? Well I'm glad I haven't had one. All my friends have had boyfriends and frankly they were all jerks! So I learn from they're mistakes and I think that when I do start dating that I'll pick the right guy to date, not just some guy to say that I have a bf, but a guy that I would want to marry. Some of you reading this are thinking o my gosh this is stupid, I'm not one who thinks dating is wrong I am a romantic kind of person. I'm a sucker for romantic movies or stories. I just hate it when girls or guys date just to say I have a boyfriend/girlfriend. I know this is random but it was on my mind. So take this to heart plz.

Uh Oh!!!

This is so funny!!

At my school on wednes days you have to turn in current events. Well if you dont have one that day you can take 2 others and write a summary on those for a grade. Well that day My friend and I forgot to do one, so we were going to take our friends and write about those. We were at lunch when we did this. We gave the papers back to our friend and we were almost to our history class to turn our events in when my friend says," Where are my papers?" We run down to the caffiteria. The tables are clean!! So that day for lunch we had cheese wedges, refried beans and rice. We ingulf our hands in this mush, and find the paper she had written but the news paper died :C We get back to class and the paper smelled really bad and for some reason the teacher wouldnt take the paper!!! LOL

Just Today!!!

Ok today at school we had a pep rally. Well the football team had a game tonight, so you know the football players run through the paper and tear it. Well one kid who is really short and skinny was running when they broke through the paper he got tangled up in the paper and was drug across the field screaming like a girl. It was so funny!!!

Sleepover!!!

Back in Feb. My friends, Zaelyn and Katlin, had a sleepover. Well we did what most girls do at sleepovers at first then we got bored. Well I remembered some videos on the net that a friend had showed me a few weeks earlier. He and I never fully got through the second video, but he told me it wasn't that scary.....I believed him! Well the first one I saw all the way through When Zaelyn saw it she freaked and refused to watch anymore. Well now time for the second vid. At first it was ok until we heard a blood curdling scream and green eyes we all freaked and started screaming and jumping around and holding on to each other. We refused to move anywhere for about 10 min. We now do not watch scary videos on the internet anymore. If you want to watch the vids go on google and type in "ghost in the pantry", and the other is " ghost girl in graveyard" have fun!!!!!!!

Friends 2!!!!!!

good friends bail you out of jail.....true friends sit with you in the cell and say,"What are we going to do next?!", Your friends should be the ones if the house was burning down they would be the ones making smores and hitting on the firemen, If you have a boyfriend your friends should be the ones saying,"break her heart and Ill break your neck!" If he does break your heart dont tell your friend she'll ask for his address and phone # and Myspace acount name, she'll try to kill him. When your at a sleepover reall friends don't band together and tie you down to the bed with underwear and bras and leave you there even though you can't breath and are clostrophobic, (from recent experence) When you want to know something about your crush true friends go with you to his house and have a stakeout or they bug his phone.

Canoe trip!!!!

I take canoe trips sometimes but this was just crazy!!!! Back in May my dad, my great uncle Johnny, my Godfather Randy, and my siblings, and I all went canoeing. Well I was in my dads canoe, My brother was in Randy's canoe, and my sis was in Johnny's. Well this canoe trip was supposed to be about 3 hrs long, but no one counted on the river being so curvy, with that a 3 hr. trip can turn in to a 8 hr. trip......Fun!!!!! Well We go and go and go. And my brother starts complaing well Randy got fed up with that so he pulls up to the nearest bank and says get out, well he didn't really think my brother would get out well my brother jumps out so Randy starts canoeing down my brother jumps out in the river and he swam about 2 miles but the Randy let him back in. Well Every ones butt's are hurting at this point but we're almost there where we stop but the water becomes really calm and smoothe that means theres rapids or a dam. Well we keep going we then see a plant, a water treatment plant, Well right after that we see a lot of rapids well we start to get sucked down them so we pull our canoes over to the side and tie them off. Well we found spot to pull the canoes where we can drag them and keep going. My dad and I went back to get them I would push off and he would get them down there. But the last one I decided to not go with him, bad mistake, well he left it took him forever so Randy says to go see where he is, Well I see the canoe coming but my dads not in it!!!! So I run to where it was and i see splashing and my dad getting out!!! He had hit something and flipped, Well we start going not even 5 min. later we were done, Finally, after that the only one that wasn't wet was my sis because my uncle carried her.... I know this wasn't as funny as my last stories but you just ahd to be there to laugh :D

A funny time at school

At school I take an archery class. Well my locker is upstairs and the class is down stairs. So I'm going to be late for class. So I run into the stair well and no one was in there so I grabbed the railing and I flip off (accidently) well I'm hanging there screaming help me no one cames so I say a quick prayer and let go. When I did I landed on the other bar and could get off. Now I never run in the stairwell again :D

I love talking about my friends so here it goes.... when it rains true friends leave you with the purses and run off....real friends dont let you do crazy stuff....alone, when your asleep they take pics of you with the flash on or shine a flashlight in your face, real friends support you....then they drop you....on the ground :D well i have lots more but dont have time so ill add more later... bye!!!!!!!!!

The Shiny thing.

Once there was a young girl. She had long Blond hair. She was at the store when she noticed a shiny object next to her. she was scared. so she ran home, but it was everywhere she went! When she got home she hid under the bed. After awhile she came out and there it was. She got the courage to go over to it. She bent over to see what it was and guess what it was. It was a....... brand new shiny Nickel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The finger

This is a story that me and a friend made up a few years ago so hope you like it.

There was a little girl who was about 3 who would go up to her dad and hold up her finger saying,"Daddy looky!" She did this alot and the dad began to worry so he decided to make up a game to help her. So the next time she did it the dad put her fingers in his mouth and pretended to eat them. When he did this the little girl began to scream. This confused the dad so he took her fingers out and asked what was wrong. She said............ WHERE'S MY BOOGER?!!!!