Scathingly brilliant Stalking!!! part 1

'must...Tell...Paris!!" was all that was going through my mind. Something had happened and i needed her now! SO i picked up my trusting shiny silver phone (whom ive named Jesse :D) and txtd her what could be the most important message of our lives!.....ok maybe not our LIVES....but of the month :D.....so last minute plans i was coming over.....right now! SO i ran into her house shoved her to the computer flipped on Facebook and showd her the 3 most devestating words you could ever read...."IN A RELATIONSHIP" right there on my crushes profile!

"Ohmigoodness! He's dating a girl named Fanny?" Paris shoved the screen up to her face and squinted. "She's not that hot. Ok, she's hot. You're toast."

"Oh, you're a great friend." I said sarcastically. Paris grinned. "Ya know it! Snickerdoodles! I have a scathingly brilliant idea!"

"Uh-oh." I said."

"No, seriously! He lives, like, three streets down from me. Heheh, feel like stalking?"......"uh oh..." was all i could say again...."but i like it!" i beamed. "first things first!" paris said with pretty convincing authority, "we need to sneak out of the house!"......"uhhhhh....thats not the first thing!" i squealed with fear of her glare of being interupted." we dont know exactly where he lives...."
We went through the phonebook for an hour because we couldnt remember the guys fathers name! so we finally googled the address (yes we googled!) pro stalkers are not afraid to use ALL their resources. finally, we got the address.

"Let's do this thing!" We said together, and jumped out the window and released our parachutes. Ok, maybe we crept down the stairs and ran out the front door BUT leave the details out of this. The sun was setting as we grabbed our bikes and took off and peddled until our feet fell like they were going to fall off. But they couldn't bc we had just gotten pedi's, and that would be a waste of time and money. So we kept our feet firmly on with grim determination.
we finally arrived and used our ninja skills to scale the wall! ok steal a ladder from the neihbors yard but whatever!!! So we reach what we thought was his window and peek through and see....Ahhhhh!!! his balding, over weight dad parading around the room wearing only a towel having just emerged from the shower!!! We both covered each others mouths to restrain the scream drenched in horror from breaking through our mouths! we quickly but quietly crept down the ladder. We looked at each other..and we both saw the look of utter disgust in each others eyes....we would never speak of this again!...so we moved the ladder to the next room.

We slowly peeked through the open window to see the cutest guy ever!! My crush! He walked slowly out of the bathroom walking that modle walk that belonged on a catwalk looking all hott and stuff.....and then i heard his angel voice say, "DUDE! I just clogged up the toilet! Grab the video camera!! this is AWESOME!!!"

"Well, Fanny can have him." Paris started back down the ladder. I jerked her back up. "Nooooo! Everyone has faults. Including him." Hiiimmm came out all gushy mushy. Paris rolled her eyes, but then stopped mid-roll. "I have the most scathingly brilliant idea!" "Here we go again." I said under my breath. Paris gave me her world famous glare, and instantly I was all smiles. "This is it: We sneak in, grab the video of the umm....yeahhh, and send it to Fanny and she will totally dump him the next time she sees his million dollar face! Am I a genious or what?"

I thought about it...and thought about it...then it seemed like the most awesome plan in the entire world! and just when i decided it was gonna work our chance presented its self. my crush ran out of the bathroom yelling that they need popcorn! (guys are so wierd that they need popcorn to..video..yeah... ummmm) His friend soon followed out the door. Paris took the chance right away while i , the more reluctant one, double checked our "genious" plan. She dragged me through the window and we both started for the bathroom in search for the video camara. As we entered the bathroom we smell the most disgusting smell i have ever come upon in my life!...we qulickly ran out. Thinking as qulickly as possible we grabbed whatever we could to cover our faces to act as a kind of gas mask...and by accident paris grabs a pair of boxers and pulls them toward her face not yet realizing what she is holding...or inhaling!!! I pointed not being able to scream she pulled her hand down from her face and i saw her mouth prepare to scream!

I jumped into the air prepared to rip out her lungs if i had to! I landed on her with enough force to knock out her breath. but with a big enough thud to alarm the guys down stairs. I hear them tackle the stairs yelling. We didnt have time to get back to the window so i grabbed paris still breathless from my..,well lets admit it, AWESOME tackle. and dragged her under the bed sitting against the wall.

.....TO BE CONTINUED :D